Bill Cosby Quotes And Sayings

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

Bill Cosby Quotes (38) - Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But... - QuotesImmortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

Bill Cosby Quotes (38) - Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But... - Quotes

Decide That You Want It More Than You Are Afraid Of It.

Bill Cosby Quotes (37) - Decide That You Want It More Than You Ar... - QuotesDecide That You Want It More Than You Are Afraid Of It.

Bill Cosby Quotes (37) - Decide That You Want It More Than You Ar... - Quotes

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

Bill Cosby Quotes (39) - I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This ... - QuotesI Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

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It Isn't A Matter Of Black Is Beautiful As Much As It Is White Is Not All That's Beautiful.

Bill Cosby Quotes (40) - It Isn't A Matter Of Black Is Beautiful ... - QuotesIt Isn't A Matter Of Black Is Beautiful As Much As It Is White Is Not All That's Beautiful.

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The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

Bill Cosby Quotes (4) - The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, ... - QuotesThe Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, And All We Ever Have Is Now.

Bill Cosby Quotes (4) - The Past Is A Ghost, The Future A Dream, ... - Quotes

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.

Bill Cosby Quotes (41) - Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More... - QuotesNothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.

Bill Cosby Quotes (41) - Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More... - Quotes

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.

Bill Cosby Quotes (43) - Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beauti... - QuotesHaving A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.

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Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

Bill Cosby Quotes (42) - Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think.... - QuotesWomen Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

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You Know The Only People Who Are Always Sure About The Proper Way To Raise Children? Those Who've Never Had Any.

Bill Cosby Quotes (44) - You Know The Only People Who Are Always ... - QuotesYou Know The Only People Who Are Always Sure About The Proper Way To Raise Children? Those Who've Never Had Any.

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I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

Bill Cosby Quotes (45) - I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An... - QuotesI Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

Bill Cosby Quotes (45) - I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An... - Quotes

Any Man Today Who Returns From Work, Sinks Into A Chair, And Calls For His Pipe Is A Man With An Appetite For Danger.

Bill Cosby Quotes (46) - Any Man Today Who Returns From Work, Sin... - QuotesAny Man Today Who Returns From Work, Sinks Into A Chair, And Calls For His Pipe Is A Man With An Appetite For Danger.

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Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.

Bill Cosby Quotes (47) - Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of Th... - QuotesThrough Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.

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I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Bill Cosby Quotes (49) - I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And... - QuotesI Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Bill Cosby Quotes (49) - I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And... - Quotes

Raising Children Is An Incredibly Hard And Risky Business In Which No Cumulative Wisdom Is Gained: Each Generation Repeats The Mistakes The Previous One Made.

Bill Cosby Quotes (48) - Raising Children Is An Incredibly Hard A... - QuotesRaising Children Is An Incredibly Hard And Risky Business In Which No Cumulative Wisdom Is Gained: Each Generation Repeats The Mistakes The Previous One Made.

Bill Cosby Quotes (48) - Raising Children Is An Incredibly Hard A... - Quotes

A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary - It's The Stupid Ones That Need The Advice.

Bill Cosby Quotes (5) - A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary - It's... - QuotesA Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary - It's The Stupid Ones That Need The Advice.

Bill Cosby Quotes (5) - A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary - It's... - Quotes

For College Seniors There Should Be A Week Of Being Allowed To Cry. Just Break Down And Cry Because You Are Scared And Don't Know What's Next.

Bill Cosby Quotes (50) - For College Seniors There Should Be A We... - QuotesFor College Seniors There Should Be A Week Of Being Allowed To Cry. Just Break Down And Cry Because You Are Scared And Don't Know What's Next.

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I Want All This Loud Profanity In The Street Stopped. I Want People To Think About Choices.

Bill Cosby Quotes (51) - I Want All This Loud Profanity In The St... - QuotesI Want All This Loud Profanity In The Street Stopped. I Want People To Think About Choices.

Bill Cosby Quotes (51) - I Want All This Loud Profanity In The St... - Quotes

When I Say, I Don't Care What White People Think, I Mean That.

Bill Cosby Quotes (52) - When I Say, I Don't Care What White Peop... - QuotesWhen I Say, I Don't Care What White People Think, I Mean That.

Bill Cosby Quotes (52) - When I Say, I Don't Care What White Peop... - Quotes

There Are Some People Who Have Trouble Recognizing A Mess.

Bill Cosby Quotes (53) - There Are Some People Who Have Trouble R... - QuotesThere Are Some People Who Have Trouble Recognizing A Mess.

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If You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True What You're Saying, Then I Think The Integrity Of What You're Saying Carries Through.

Bill Cosby Quotes (54) - If You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True... - QuotesIf You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True What You're Saying, Then I Think The Integrity Of What You're Saying Carries Through.

Bill Cosby Quotes (54) - If You Speak Your Mind And If It Is True... - Quotes

Family Is Conflict And It's Something That We All Relate To.

Bill Cosby Quotes (55) - Family Is Conflict And It's Something Th... - QuotesFamily Is Conflict And It's Something That We All Relate To.

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When I Was A Boy If A Girl Got Pregnant The Shame Was Placed On Her And The Boy Could Get Away.

Bill Cosby Quotes (56) - When I Was A Boy If A Girl Got Pregnant ... - QuotesWhen I Was A Boy If A Girl Got Pregnant The Shame Was Placed On Her And The Boy Could Get Away.

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I Think The Part Of Media That Romanticizes Criminal Behavior, Things That A Person Will Say Against Women, Profanity, Being Gangster, Having Multiple Children With Multiple Men And Women And Not Wanting To Is Prevalent. When You Look At The Majority Of Shows On Television They Placate That Kind Of Behavior.

Bill Cosby Quotes (57) - I Think The Part Of Media That Romantici... - QuotesI Think The Part Of Media That Romanticizes Criminal Behavior, Things That A Person Will Say Against Women, Profanity, Being Gangster, Having Multiple Children With Multiple Men And Women And Not Wanting To Is Prevalent. When You Look At The Majority Of Shows On Television They Placate That Kind Of Behavior.

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If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your Battle.

Bill Cosby Quotes (58) - If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your B... - QuotesIf You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your Battle.

Bill Cosby Quotes (58) - If You Have No Faith, You've Lost Your B... - Quotes

We've Got To Get The Gun Out Of The Hands Of People Who Are Supposed To Be On Neighborhood Watch.

Bill Cosby Quotes (59) - We've Got To Get The Gun Out Of The Hand... - QuotesWe've Got To Get The Gun Out Of The Hands Of People Who Are Supposed To Be On Neighborhood Watch.

Bill Cosby Quotes (59) - We've Got To Get The Gun Out Of The Hand... - Quotes

That Married Couples Can Live Together Day After Day Is A Miracle That The Vatican Has Overlooked.

Bill Cosby Quotes (6) - That Married Couples Can Live Together Da... - QuotesThat Married Couples Can Live Together Day After Day Is A Miracle That The Vatican Has Overlooked.

Bill Cosby Quotes (6) - That Married Couples Can Live Together Da... - Quotes

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

Bill Cosby Quotes (60) - When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm S... - QuotesWhen You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

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I'm Old, Not Dead.

Bill Cosby Quotes (62) - I'm Old, Not Dead.... - QuotesI'm Old, Not Dead.

Bill Cosby Quotes (62) - I'm Old, Not Dead.... - Quotes

Social Networking Helps Reach People Easier And Quicker.

Bill Cosby Quotes (61) - Social Networking Helps Reach People Eas... - QuotesSocial Networking Helps Reach People Easier And Quicker.

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Kids Need To Remember That When You Put Something On Twitter, It's Not Like Whispering To Your Friend, You've Put It On A Billboard That The Whole World, Including Your Own Kids Someday, Can See.

Bill Cosby Quotes (63) - Kids Need To Remember That When You Put ... - QuotesKids Need To Remember That When You Put Something On Twitter, It's Not Like Whispering To Your Friend, You've Put It On A Billboard That The Whole World, Including Your Own Kids Someday, Can See.

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I Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About All The People Who Love You, Don't Cry Over The One Person Who Doesn't.

Bill Cosby Quotes (64) - I Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About ... - QuotesI Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About All The People Who Love You, Don't Cry Over The One Person Who Doesn't.

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When You Introduce Competition Into The Public School System, Most Studies Show That Schools Start To Do Better When They Are Competing For Students.

Bill Cosby Quotes (65) - When You Introduce Competition Into The ... - QuotesWhen You Introduce Competition Into The Public School System, Most Studies Show That Schools Start To Do Better When They Are Competing For Students.

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I Don't Have A Problem Believing In God And Jesus. But In Genesis One Has To Wonder About These Sentences That Just Go On And End Without Finishing. The Thought Is Unfinished. Where Did Adam Go? What Is He Doing? Hello? There Has To Be Some Pages Missing.

Bill Cosby Quotes (66) - I Don't Have A Problem Believing In God ... - QuotesI Don't Have A Problem Believing In God And Jesus. But In Genesis One Has To Wonder About These Sentences That Just Go On And End Without Finishing. The Thought Is Unfinished. Where Did Adam Go? What Is He Doing? Hello? There Has To Be Some Pages Missing.

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You Can't Compete With Walmart. But You Can Have Smaller Businesses That Are Successful.

Bill Cosby Quotes (68) - You Can't Compete With Walmart. But You ... - QuotesYou Can't Compete With Walmart. But You Can Have Smaller Businesses That Are Successful.

Bill Cosby Quotes (68) - You Can't Compete With Walmart. But You ... - Quotes

I Have To Follow My Thoughts And Mine For The Gold. I Have To Dig It Out.

Bill Cosby Quotes (67) - I Have To Follow My Thoughts And Mine Fo... - QuotesI Have To Follow My Thoughts And Mine For The Gold. I Have To Dig It Out.

Bill Cosby Quotes (67) - I Have To Follow My Thoughts And Mine Fo... - Quotes

Parents Are People Who Yell And They Yell And They Yell And They Yell. And You Already Have The Point... And They're Still Yelling.

Bill Cosby Quotes (69) - Parents Are People Who Yell And They Yel... - QuotesParents Are People Who Yell And They Yell And They Yell And They Yell. And You Already Have The Point... And They're Still Yelling.

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I Was Put In Remedial Everything.

Bill Cosby Quotes (70) - I Was Put In Remedial Everything.... - QuotesI Was Put In Remedial Everything.

Bill Cosby Quotes (70) - I Was Put In Remedial Everything.... - Quotes

Now, Richard Pryor Was Unique. Many Misunderstood His Humor. He Lit Up The Hallway, But They Didn't Understand His Use Of Profanity. He Didn't Use It Just To Be Using It; He Used It In The Context Of His Satire.

Bill Cosby Quotes (7) - Now, Richard Pryor Was Unique. Many Misun... - QuotesNow, Richard Pryor Was Unique. Many Misunderstood His Humor. He Lit Up The Hallway, But They Didn't Understand His Use Of Profanity. He Didn't Use It Just To Be Using It; He Used It In The Context Of His Satire.

Bill Cosby Quotes (7) - Now, Richard Pryor Was Unique. Many Misun... - Quotes

We're Not Raising Children With The Love That We Need To.

Bill Cosby Quotes (71) - We're Not Raising Children With The Love... - QuotesWe're Not Raising Children With The Love That We Need To.

Bill Cosby Quotes (71) - We're Not Raising Children With The Love... - Quotes

I Cannot Understand How The Education Of This United States Of America Has Been Fooled Time And Time Again. Either Make It Separate But Equal Or Integrate, Therefore It Will Be Equal. And It Has Been Separate And Unequal.

Bill Cosby Quotes (72) - I Cannot Understand How The Education Of... - QuotesI Cannot Understand How The Education Of This United States Of America Has Been Fooled Time And Time Again. Either Make It Separate But Equal Or Integrate, Therefore It Will Be Equal. And It Has Been Separate And Unequal.

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Every Success Story Has A Parent Who Says, 'Over My Dead Body.' Every Success Story Has An Old Person Who Walks Up To You And Says, When You're Acting The Fool, 'You Know I Worry About You Sometimes.'

Bill Cosby Quotes (73) - Every Success Story Has A Parent Who Say... - QuotesEvery Success Story Has A Parent Who Says, 'Over My Dead Body.' Every Success Story Has An Old Person Who Walks Up To You And Says, When You're Acting The Fool, 'You Know I Worry About You Sometimes.'

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I'm Not The Healthiest, But I Am Healthy. I'm Healthy To The Point Where There Are Things That I Have To Eat That I Don't Want To Eat, But I Eat It Because I'm Enjoying Staying Alive.

Bill Cosby Quotes (74) - I'm Not The Healthiest, But I Am Healthy... - QuotesI'm Not The Healthiest, But I Am Healthy. I'm Healthy To The Point Where There Are Things That I Have To Eat That I Don't Want To Eat, But I Eat It Because I'm Enjoying Staying Alive.

Bill Cosby Quotes (74) - I'm Not The Healthiest, But I Am Healthy... - Quotes

There Is No Job A Man Can Do That Is Undignified - If He Does It Well.

Bill Cosby Quotes (76) - There Is No Job A Man Can Do That Is Und... - QuotesThere Is No Job A Man Can Do That Is Undignified - If He Does It Well.

Bill Cosby Quotes (76) - There Is No Job A Man Can Do That Is Und... - Quotes

Did You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

Bill Cosby Quotes (75) - Did You Ever See The Customers In Health... - QuotesDid You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

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I've Said All Along I've Never Competed With 'The Simpsons.' Not In My Own Mind.

Bill Cosby Quotes (77) - I've Said All Along I've Never Competed ... - QuotesI've Said All Along I've Never Competed With 'The Simpsons.' Not In My Own Mind.

Bill Cosby Quotes (77) - I've Said All Along I've Never Competed ... - Quotes

Reunited With Strawberry, Raspberry And Blueberry, I Am Berry, Berry Happy To Be Back Working With Jell-o.

Bill Cosby Quotes (78) - Reunited With Strawberry, Raspberry And ... - QuotesReunited With Strawberry, Raspberry And Blueberry, I Am Berry, Berry Happy To Be Back Working With Jell-o.

Bill Cosby Quotes (78) - Reunited With Strawberry, Raspberry And ... - Quotes

Laughter Brings Out The Child In All Of Us.

Bill Cosby Quotes (79) - Laughter Brings Out The Child In All Of ... - QuotesLaughter Brings Out The Child In All Of Us.

Bill Cosby Quotes (79) - Laughter Brings Out The Child In All Of ... - Quotes

People Can Be More Forgiving Than You Can Imagine. But You Have To Forgive Yourself. Let Go Of What's Bitter And Move On.

Bill Cosby Quotes (8) - People Can Be More Forgiving Than You Can... - QuotesPeople Can Be More Forgiving Than You Can Imagine. But You Have To Forgive Yourself. Let Go Of What's Bitter And Move On.

Bill Cosby Quotes (8) - People Can Be More Forgiving Than You Can... - Quotes

I'm One Of Those Who Cut Off Seeing People After A Certain Time, When The Weight Is Gone And They Sound Like The Dementia Is Very Advanced - I Don't Want To See That. I Don't Even Go In To Look At The Body. That's Not My Last Memory.

Bill Cosby Quotes (81) - I'm One Of Those Who Cut Off Seeing Peop... - QuotesI'm One Of Those Who Cut Off Seeing People After A Certain Time, When The Weight Is Gone And They Sound Like The Dementia Is Very Advanced - I Don't Want To See That. I Don't Even Go In To Look At The Body. That's Not My Last Memory.

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By The 1960s, Many Of Us Believed That The Civil Rights Movement Could Eliminate Racism In America During Our Lifetime. But Despite Significant Progress, Racism Remains.

Bill Cosby Quotes (80) - By The 1960s, Many Of Us Believed That T... - QuotesBy The 1960s, Many Of Us Believed That The Civil Rights Movement Could Eliminate Racism In America During Our Lifetime. But Despite Significant Progress, Racism Remains.

Bill Cosby Quotes (80) - By The 1960s, Many Of Us Believed That T... - Quotes