George Bernard Shaw Quotes And Sayings

If You Must Hold Yourself Up To Your Children As An Object Lesson, Hold Yourself Up As A Warning And Not As An Example.

Animals Are My Friends... And I Don't Eat My Friends.

No Man Ever Believes That The Bible Means What It Says: He Is Always Convinced That It Says What He Means.

Alcohol Is The Anesthesia By Which We Endure The Operation Of Life.

Hegel Was Right When He Said That We Learn From History That Man Can Never Learn Anything From History.

Do Not Do Unto Others As You Expect They Should Do Unto You. Their Tastes May Not Be The Same.

Imagination Is The Beginning Of Creation. You Imagine What You Desire, You Will What You Imagine And At Last You Create What You Will.

Miracles, In The Sense Of Phenomena We Cannot Explain, Surround Us On Every Hand: Life Itself Is The Miracle Of Miracles.

Few People Think More Than Two Or Three Times A Year; I Have Made An International Reputation For Myself By Thinking Once Or Twice A Week.

A Government That Robs Peter To Pay Paul Can Always Depend On The Support Of Paul.

Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.

Life Contains But Two Tragedies. One Is Not To Get Your Heart's Desire; The Other Is To Get It.

Beauty Is All Very Well At First Sight; But Who Ever Looks At It When It Has Been In The House Three Days?

First Love Is Only A Little Foolishness And A Lot Of Curiosity.

The Man With A Toothache Thinks Everyone Happy Whose Teeth Are Sound. The Poverty-stricken Man Makes The Same Mistake About The Rich Man.

I Dislike Feeling At Home When I Am Abroad.

Men Are Wise In Proportion, Not To Their Experience, But To Their Capacity For Experience.

The Perfect Love Affair Is One Which Is Conducted Entirely By Post.

Home Life Is No More Natural To Us Than A Cage Is Natural To A Cockatoo.

A Life Spent Making Mistakes Is Not Only More Honorable, But More Useful Than A Life Spent Doing Nothing.

Power Does Not Corrupt Men; Fools, However, If They Get Into A Position Of Power, Corrupt Power.

When A Stupid Man Is Doing Something He Is Ashamed Of, He Always Declares That It Is His Duty.

I'm An Atheist And I Thank God For It.

I'm An Atheist And I Thank God For It.

No Man Who Is Occupied In Doing A Very Difficult Thing, And Doing It Very Well, Ever Loses His Self-respect.

Clever And Attractive Women Do Not Want To Vote; They Are Willing To Let Men Govern As Long As They Govern Men.

The Best Place To Find God Is In A Garden. You Can Dig For Him There.

Most People Do Not Pray; They Only Beg.

Which Painting In The National Gallery Would I Save If There Was A Fire? The One Nearest The Door Of Course.

The Secret To Success Is To Offend The Greatest Number Of People.

It's So Hard To Know What To Do When One Wishes Earnestly To Do Right.

When I Was Young, I Observed That Nine Out Of Ten Things I Did Were Failures. So I Did Ten Times More Work.