W. C. Fields Quotes And Sayings

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

W. C. Fields Quotes (55) - I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. ... - QuotesI Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

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Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

W. C. Fields Quotes (56) - Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lu... - QuotesSome Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

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All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

W. C. Fields Quotes (57) - All The Men In My Family Were Bearded,... - QuotesAll The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

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Hell, I Never Vote For Anybody, I Always Vote Against.

W. C. Fields Quotes (59) - Hell, I Never Vote For Anybody, I Alwa... - QuotesHell, I Never Vote For Anybody, I Always Vote Against.

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Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

W. C. Fields Quotes (58) - Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You T... - QuotesMarry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

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Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

W. C. Fields Quotes (6) - Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced ... - QuotesOnce, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

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I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

W. C. Fields Quotes (60) - I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Ha... - QuotesI Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

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I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

W. C. Fields Quotes (61) - I Never Met A Kid I Liked.... - QuotesI Never Met A Kid I Liked.

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I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

W. C. Fields Quotes (62) - I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Wil... - QuotesI Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

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If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

W. C. Fields Quotes (63) - If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Liv... - QuotesIf I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

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I Never Vote For Anyone. I Always Vote Against.

W. C. Fields Quotes (64) - I Never Vote For Anyone. I Always Vote... - QuotesI Never Vote For Anyone. I Always Vote Against.

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Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

W. C. Fields Quotes (7) - Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Cas... - QuotesAlways Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

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It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

W. C. Fields Quotes (8) - It Ain't What They Call You, It's What ... - QuotesIt Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

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A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

W. C. Fields Quotes (9) - A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man Wi... - QuotesA Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

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