Will Rogers Quotes And Sayings

Never Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much Of Today.

The United States Never Lost A War Or Won A Conference.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To The Select Few.

There Is Nothing So Stupid As The Educated Man If You Get Him Off The Thing He Was Educated In.

We Are All Here For A Spell, Get All The Good Laughs You Can.

I Read About Eight Newspapers In A Day. When I'm In A Town With Only One Newspaper, I Read It Eight Times.

There's No Trick To Being A Humorist When You Have The Whole Government Working For You.

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

There Ought To Be One Day - Just One - When There Is Open Season On Senators.

Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much Of Today.

Too Many People Spend Money They Haven't Earned To Buy Things They Don't Want To Impress People They Don't Like.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

If I Studied All My Life, I Couldn't Think Up Half The Number Of Funny Things Passed In One Session Of Congress.

Things In Our Country Run In Spite Of Government, Not By Aid Of It.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

On Account Of Being A Democracy And Run By The People, We Are The Only Nation In The World That Has To Keep A Government Four Years, No Matter What It Does.

I'm Not A Real Movie Star. I've Still Got The Same Wife I Started Out With Twenty-eight Years Ago.

The Income Tax Has Made Liars Out Of More Americans Than Golf.

The Best Way Out Of A Difficulty Is Through It.

I Belong To No Organized Party. I Am A Democrat.