Kinky Friedman Quotes And Sayings

Richard Samet “Kinky” Friedman is an American Texas Country singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain. He was one of two independent candidates in the 2006 election for the office of Governor of Texas. Receiving 12.6% of the vote, Friedman placed fourth in the six-person race.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (1) - Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Hold... - QuotesBeauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (1) - Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Hold... - Quotes

May The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (13) - May The God Of Your Choice Bless And... - QuotesMay The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (13) - May The God Of Your Choice Bless And... - Quotes

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (11) - Musicians Can Run This State Better ... - QuotesMusicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (11) - Musicians Can Run This State Better ... - Quotes

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (10) - If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks... - QuotesIf Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

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I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (12) - I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too O... - QuotesI'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

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I Admit To Drinking It, But I Did Not Swallow.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (16) - I Admit To Drinking It, But I Did No... - QuotesI Admit To Drinking It, But I Did Not Swallow.

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You Struggle With Your Demons And You Conquer Them.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (15) - You Struggle With Your Demons And Yo... - QuotesYou Struggle With Your Demons And You Conquer Them.

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How Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

Kinky Friedman Quotes (14) - How Can You Look At The Texas Legisl... - QuotesHow Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

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Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (17) - Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I W... - QuotesWell, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

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I Don't Apologize To People With An Agenda.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (18) - I Don't Apologize To People With An ... - QuotesI Don't Apologize To People With An Agenda.

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Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (19) - Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'a... - QuotesRemember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (19) - Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'a... - Quotes

I Don't Remember The First Half Of My Life. All I Say Is A Happy Childhood Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (21) - I Don't Remember The First Half Of M... - QuotesI Don't Remember The First Half Of My Life. All I Say Is A Happy Childhood Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

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The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'Thank God For Texas.'

Kinky Friedman Quotes (22) - The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying,... - QuotesThe Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'Thank God For Texas.'

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Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (2) - Politics Is The Only Field In Which T... - QuotesPolitics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (2) - Politics Is The Only Field In Which T... - Quotes

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart, And... Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (20) - Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus An... - QuotesYes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart, And... Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (20) - Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus An... - Quotes

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (25) - And I Think Musicians Can Better Run... - QuotesAnd I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

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I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'Em Under Long Enough.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (23) - I Even Went So Far As To Become A So... - QuotesI Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'Em Under Long Enough.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (23) - I Even Went So Far As To Become A So... - Quotes

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (26) - I Just Want Texas To Be Number One I... - QuotesI Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

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We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (24) - We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room ... - QuotesWe've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

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I Have A Better Head Of Hair Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (27) - I Have A Better Head Of Hair Than Ri... - QuotesI Have A Better Head Of Hair Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (27) - I Have A Better Head Of Hair Than Ri... - Quotes

I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Prayer In School.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (28) - I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Pra... - QuotesI'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Prayer In School.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (28) - I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Pra... - Quotes

No, Nothing Has Changed In My Life At All, And Nothing Would Change If I Had Millions.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (30) - No, Nothing Has Changed In My Life A... - QuotesNo, Nothing Has Changed In My Life At All, And Nothing Would Change If I Had Millions.

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We Were A Country Band With A Social Conscience.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (29) - We Were A Country Band With A Social... - QuotesWe Were A Country Band With A Social Conscience.

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Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (3) - Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Onl... - QuotesMoney Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (3) - Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Onl... - Quotes

Young People Are The Key To This Election.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (31) - Young People Are The Key To This Ele... - QuotesYoung People Are The Key To This Election.

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I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (32) - I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness...... - QuotesI Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (32) - I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness...... - Quotes

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (33) - I Don't Apologize To People Who Try ... - QuotesI Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

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If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (34) - If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time... - QuotesIf You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (34) - If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time... - Quotes

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (36) - The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Bl... - QuotesThe Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

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When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (35) - When I'm Governor... I'll Be The Fir... - QuotesWhen I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

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I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (38) - I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legisl... - QuotesI'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (38) - I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legisl... - Quotes

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (4) - I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe The... - QuotesI Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (4) - I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe The... - Quotes

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (37) - We're First On Executions. We're 49t... - QuotesWe're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (37) - We're First On Executions. We're 49t... - Quotes

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (40) - William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, ... - QuotesWilliam Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

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The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (39) - The Democrats And Republicans Are Th... - QuotesThe Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (39) - The Democrats And Republicans Are Th... - Quotes

I See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (42) - I See An Issue I Like, And I Support... - QuotesI See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (42) - I See An Issue I Like, And I Support... - Quotes

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (41) - The First Thing I'll Do If Elected I... - QuotesThe First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

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I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

Kinky Friedman Quotes (45) - I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahom... - QuotesI'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

Kinky Friedman Quotes (45) - I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahom... - Quotes

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (44) - Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain W... - QuotesStudents Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (44) - Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain W... - Quotes

We've Had To Be Creative To Get On The Ballot.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (43) - We've Had To Be Creative To Get On T... - QuotesWe've Had To Be Creative To Get On The Ballot.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (43) - We've Had To Be Creative To Get On T... - Quotes

These Days, There Are Many People Around The World Who Listen To The Songs That Made Me Infamous And Read The Books That Made Me Respectable.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (46) - These Days, There Are Many People Ar... - QuotesThese Days, There Are Many People Around The World Who Listen To The Songs That Made Me Infamous And Read The Books That Made Me Respectable.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (46) - These Days, There Are Many People Ar... - Quotes

A Happy Childhood... Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (8) - A Happy Childhood... Is The Worst Pos... - QuotesA Happy Childhood... Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (8) - A Happy Childhood... Is The Worst Pos... - Quotes

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (7) - I Never Apologize For The Truth. And ... - QuotesI Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (7) - I Never Apologize For The Truth. And ... - Quotes

I've Always Said Money May Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make It Wag Its Tail.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (6) - I've Always Said Money May Buy You A ... - QuotesI've Always Said Money May Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make It Wag Its Tail.

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The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (5) - The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin... - QuotesThe Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

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You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

Kinky Friedman Quotes (9) - You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is... - QuotesYou Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

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