Mark Twain Quotes And Sayings

Noise Proves Nothing. Often A Hen Who Has Merely Laid An Egg Cackles As If She Laid An Asteroid.

Repartee Is Something We Think Of Twenty-four Hours Too Late.

The Human Race Is A Race Of Cowards; And I Am Not Only Marching In That Procession But Carrying A Banner.

The Secret Source Of Humor Is Not Joy But Sorrow; There Is No Humor In Heaven.

Only Kings, Presidents, Editors, And People With Tapeworms Have The Right To Use The Editorial 'We.'

Under Certain Circumstances, Urgent Circumstances, Desperate Circumstances, Profanity Provides A Relief Denied Even To Prayer.

No Sinner Is Ever Saved After The First Twenty Minutes Of A Sermon.

Why Shouldn't Truth Be Stranger Than Fiction? Fiction, After All, Has To Make Sense.

How Lucky Adam Was. He Knew When He Said A Good Thing, Nobody Had Said It Before.

'Classic.' A Book Which People Praise And Don't Read.