P. J. O'Rourke Quotes And Sayings

America Is A Meritocracy.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (462) - America Is A Meritocracy.... - QuotesAmerica Is A Meritocracy.

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War Expands Government Powers. The Trouble Is That, When The War Goes Away, The Government Powers Do Not.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (461) - War Expands Government Powers. The ... - QuotesWar Expands Government Powers. The Trouble Is That, When The War Goes Away, The Government Powers Do Not.

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I Come From Toledo, Ohio, A Town That Has Been Hurt Badly By The Shift Of The Automobile Business Towards Japan. And Yet I Remember How The Car Workers Lived In The Neighborhood That I Grew Up In. My Father Was A Car Salesman, And I Remember How We Lived. I Remember How Modestly We Lived.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (46) - I Come From Toledo, Ohio, A Town Tha... - QuotesI Come From Toledo, Ohio, A Town That Has Been Hurt Badly By The Shift Of The Automobile Business Towards Japan. And Yet I Remember How The Car Workers Lived In The Neighborhood That I Grew Up In. My Father Was A Car Salesman, And I Remember How We Lived. I Remember How Modestly We Lived.

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After The Events Of The 20th Century, God, Quite Reasonably, Left Europe. But He's Still Here In The United States.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (460) - After The Events Of The 20th Centur... - QuotesAfter The Events Of The 20th Century, God, Quite Reasonably, Left Europe. But He's Still Here In The United States.

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I Know Quite A Few Fellow Members Of The News Analysis And Commentary Business, And I Have It From The Highest-placed Sources, On The Record, That Each And Every One Of Our Children Is A Genius.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (463) - I Know Quite A Few Fellow Members O... - QuotesI Know Quite A Few Fellow Members Of The News Analysis And Commentary Business, And I Have It From The Highest-placed Sources, On The Record, That Each And Every One Of Our Children Is A Genius.

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Obama's Space Policy Doesn't Differ Much From George W. Bush's.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (465) - Obama's Space Policy Doesn't Differ... - QuotesObama's Space Policy Doesn't Differ Much From George W. Bush's.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (465) - Obama's Space Policy Doesn't Differ... - Quotes

Demolishing Pretensions, Especially Worthy Ones, Is A Hallmark Of The Baby Boom.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (467) - Demolishing Pretensions, Especially... - QuotesDemolishing Pretensions, Especially Worthy Ones, Is A Hallmark Of The Baby Boom.

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Call A Man 'Ignorant,' And You Have License To Show The World Your Vast Fund Of Knowledge And Wise Him Up.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (464) - Call A Man 'Ignorant,' And You Have... - QuotesCall A Man 'Ignorant,' And You Have License To Show The World Your Vast Fund Of Knowledge And Wise Him Up.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (464) - Call A Man 'Ignorant,' And You Have... - Quotes

The Problem In Afghanistan Is Really Not So Much Land As Water. It's A Dry Country With Ample Amounts Of Water Running Through It, But Not To Good Enough Effect.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (468) - The Problem In Afghanistan Is Reall... - QuotesThe Problem In Afghanistan Is Really Not So Much Land As Water. It's A Dry Country With Ample Amounts Of Water Running Through It, But Not To Good Enough Effect.

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New Hampshire Polling Data Are Unreliable Because, When You Call The Granite State's Registered Republicans And Independents In The Middle Of Dinner And Ask Them Who They're Going To Vote For, They Have A Mouth Full Of Mashed Potatoes And You Can't Understand What They Say.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (466) - New Hampshire Polling Data Are Unre... - QuotesNew Hampshire Polling Data Are Unreliable Because, When You Call The Granite State's Registered Republicans And Independents In The Middle Of Dinner And Ask Them Who They're Going To Vote For, They Have A Mouth Full Of Mashed Potatoes And You Can't Understand What They Say.

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No Industry In Living Memory Has Collapsed Faster Than Daily Print Journalism.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (469) - No Industry In Living Memory Has Co... - QuotesNo Industry In Living Memory Has Collapsed Faster Than Daily Print Journalism.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (469) - No Industry In Living Memory Has Co... - Quotes

You're Not A Baby Boomer If You Don't Have A Visceral Recollection Of A Kennedy And A King Assassination, A Beatles Breakup, A U.s. Defeat In Vietnam, And A Watergate.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (47) - You're Not A Baby Boomer If You Don'... - QuotesYou're Not A Baby Boomer If You Don't Have A Visceral Recollection Of A Kennedy And A King Assassination, A Beatles Breakup, A U.s. Defeat In Vietnam, And A Watergate.

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We All Know The Types Who Listen To Pete Seeger Songs; Even Pete Admits They Aren't Interesting.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (471) - We All Know The Types Who Listen To... - QuotesWe All Know The Types Who Listen To Pete Seeger Songs; Even Pete Admits They Aren't Interesting.

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As Murderous Industrial Magnates Go, Alfred Nobel Is Right Up There With Ray Kroc, Franchiser Of Mcdonald's.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (470) - As Murderous Industrial Magnates Go... - QuotesAs Murderous Industrial Magnates Go, Alfred Nobel Is Right Up There With Ray Kroc, Franchiser Of Mcdonald's.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (470) - As Murderous Industrial Magnates Go... - Quotes

A Deadly Sins Addendum Is Long Overdue. Life Has Changed Since Pope Gregory The Great Scribbled His Initial List In The Sixth Century.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (472) - A Deadly Sins Addendum Is Long Over... - QuotesA Deadly Sins Addendum Is Long Overdue. Life Has Changed Since Pope Gregory The Great Scribbled His Initial List In The Sixth Century.

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Jack Abramoff Is The World's Best Lobbyist - For The Federal Penitentiary System.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (473) - Jack Abramoff Is The World's Best L... - QuotesJack Abramoff Is The World's Best Lobbyist - For The Federal Penitentiary System.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (473) - Jack Abramoff Is The World's Best L... - Quotes

Nobody Is Making Americans Buy Chinese Goods.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (475) - Nobody Is Making Americans Buy Chin... - QuotesNobody Is Making Americans Buy Chinese Goods.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (475) - Nobody Is Making Americans Buy Chin... - Quotes

America Is Not Doctrinaire. It's Hard For An American Politician To Come Up With An Ideological Position That Is Permanently Unforgivable.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (476) - America Is Not Doctrinaire. It's Ha... - QuotesAmerica Is Not Doctrinaire. It's Hard For An American Politician To Come Up With An Ideological Position That Is Permanently Unforgivable.

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Are You A Democrat Because You're A Union Member? Then Why, After Eight Years Of Bill Clinton, Does Some Chinese Guy In Guangdong Province Have Your Job?

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (477) - Are You A Democrat Because You're A... - QuotesAre You A Democrat Because You're A Union Member? Then Why, After Eight Years Of Bill Clinton, Does Some Chinese Guy In Guangdong Province Have Your Job?

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (477) - Are You A Democrat Because You're A... - Quotes

President Bush Said That If Illegal Immigrants Want Citizenship, They'd Have To Do Three Things: Pay Taxes, Hold Meaningful Jobs, And Learn English. Bush Doesn't Meet Those Qualifications.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (474) - President Bush Said That If Illegal... - QuotesPresident Bush Said That If Illegal Immigrants Want Citizenship, They'd Have To Do Three Things: Pay Taxes, Hold Meaningful Jobs, And Learn English. Bush Doesn't Meet Those Qualifications.

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Love Can Never Be Fully Explained.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (478) - Love Can Never Be Fully Explained.... - QuotesLove Can Never Be Fully Explained.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (478) - Love Can Never Be Fully Explained.... - Quotes

In Midlife, We're As Dumb As We Get.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (479) - In Midlife, We're As Dumb As We Get... - QuotesIn Midlife, We're As Dumb As We Get.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (479) - In Midlife, We're As Dumb As We Get... - Quotes

The Purpose Of Sports - Even Foreign Sports - Is Not To Bore People.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (481) - The Purpose Of Sports - Even Foreig... - QuotesThe Purpose Of Sports - Even Foreign Sports - Is Not To Bore People.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (481) - The Purpose Of Sports - Even Foreig... - Quotes

Don't Send Funny Greeting Cards On Birthdays Or At Christmas. Save Them For Funerals, When Their Cheery Effect Is Needed.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (48) - Don't Send Funny Greeting Cards On B... - QuotesDon't Send Funny Greeting Cards On Birthdays Or At Christmas. Save Them For Funerals, When Their Cheery Effect Is Needed.

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Like It Or Not, I've Come To Appreciate Soccer. Any Kid Can Play, Which Fits With The Inclusive Agenda Of Progressive Schools. Although The Corollary To 'Any Kid Can Play' Is That Every Kid Must Play Because There Is An Iron Grip To The Warm Hug Of Progressive Inclusionism.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (480) - Like It Or Not, I've Come To Apprec... - QuotesLike It Or Not, I've Come To Appreciate Soccer. Any Kid Can Play, Which Fits With The Inclusive Agenda Of Progressive Schools. Although The Corollary To 'Any Kid Can Play' Is That Every Kid Must Play Because There Is An Iron Grip To The Warm Hug Of Progressive Inclusionism.

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We've Come Into The World Of '1984,' But It Turns Out To Be '1984'-lite.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (49) - We've Come Into The World Of '1984,'... - QuotesWe've Come Into The World Of '1984,' But It Turns Out To Be '1984'-lite.

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Everybody With A Gun Has A Checkpoint In Lebanon. And In Lebanon, You'd Be Crazy Not To Have A Gun. Though, I Assure You, All The Crazy People Have Guns, Too.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (51) - Everybody With A Gun Has A Checkpoin... - QuotesEverybody With A Gun Has A Checkpoint In Lebanon. And In Lebanon, You'd Be Crazy Not To Have A Gun. Though, I Assure You, All The Crazy People Have Guns, Too.

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Liberals Are Always Proposing Perfectly Insane Ideas, Laws That Will Make Everybody Happy, Laws That Will Make Everything Right, Make Us Live Forever, And All Be Rich. Conservatives Are Never That Stupid.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (50) - Liberals Are Always Proposing Perfec... - QuotesLiberals Are Always Proposing Perfectly Insane Ideas, Laws That Will Make Everybody Happy, Laws That Will Make Everything Right, Make Us Live Forever, And All Be Rich. Conservatives Are Never That Stupid.

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Writing On A Computer Makes Saving What's Been Written Too Easy. Pretentious Lead Sentences Are Kept, Not Tossed. Instead Of Sitting Surrounded By Crumpled Paper, The Computerized Writer Has His Mistakes Neatly Stored In Digital Memory.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (52) - Writing On A Computer Makes Saving W... - QuotesWriting On A Computer Makes Saving What's Been Written Too Easy. Pretentious Lead Sentences Are Kept, Not Tossed. Instead Of Sitting Surrounded By Crumpled Paper, The Computerized Writer Has His Mistakes Neatly Stored In Digital Memory.

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Public Schools Helped Create The Idea Of America And Inculcate Americans With A Few Rudiments Of Knowledge. To Judge By That Very American Item, The Internet, A Few Rudiments Is All Anyone Cares To Have.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (5) - Public Schools Helped Create The Idea... - QuotesPublic Schools Helped Create The Idea Of America And Inculcate Americans With A Few Rudiments Of Knowledge. To Judge By That Very American Item, The Internet, A Few Rudiments Is All Anyone Cares To Have.

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Each Child Is Biologically Required To Have A Mother. Fatherhood Is A Well-regarded Theory, But Motherhood Is A Fact.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (53) - Each Child Is Biologically Required ... - QuotesEach Child Is Biologically Required To Have A Mother. Fatherhood Is A Well-regarded Theory, But Motherhood Is A Fact.

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Arguing, In The Sense Of Attempting To Convince Others, Has Gone Out Of Fashion With Conservatives.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (55) - Arguing, In The Sense Of Attempting ... - QuotesArguing, In The Sense Of Attempting To Convince Others, Has Gone Out Of Fashion With Conservatives.

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Regulation Creates A Moral Hazard.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (56) - Regulation Creates A Moral Hazard.... - QuotesRegulation Creates A Moral Hazard.

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The U.s. Tax Code Was Written By A Students. Every April 15, We Have To Pay Somebody Who Got An A In Accounting To Keep Ourselves From Being Sent To Jail.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (57) - The U.s. Tax Code Was Written By A S... - QuotesThe U.s. Tax Code Was Written By A Students. Every April 15, We Have To Pay Somebody Who Got An A In Accounting To Keep Ourselves From Being Sent To Jail.

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Computers Seem A Little Too Adaptively Flexible, Like The Strange Natives, Odd Societies, And Head Cases We Study In The Social Sciences. There's More Opposable Thumb In The Digital World Than I Care For; It's Awfully Close To Human.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (54) - Computers Seem A Little Too Adaptive... - QuotesComputers Seem A Little Too Adaptively Flexible, Like The Strange Natives, Odd Societies, And Head Cases We Study In The Social Sciences. There's More Opposable Thumb In The Digital World Than I Care For; It's Awfully Close To Human.

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If You Are Young And You Drink A Great Deal It Will Spoil Your Health, Slow Your Mind, Make You Fat - In Other Words, Turn You Into An Adult.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (6) - If You Are Young And You Drink A Grea... - QuotesIf You Are Young And You Drink A Great Deal It Will Spoil Your Health, Slow Your Mind, Make You Fat - In Other Words, Turn You Into An Adult.

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Agriculture Is A Business That Has Been Up To Its Bib Overalls In Politics Since The First Thanksgiving Dinner Kickback To The Indians For Subsidizing Pilgrim Maize Production With Fish Head Fertilizer Grants.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (58) - Agriculture Is A Business That Has B... - QuotesAgriculture Is A Business That Has Been Up To Its Bib Overalls In Politics Since The First Thanksgiving Dinner Kickback To The Indians For Subsidizing Pilgrim Maize Production With Fish Head Fertilizer Grants.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (58) - Agriculture Is A Business That Has B... - Quotes

Infant Mortality And Life Expectancy Are Reasonable Indicators Of General Well-being In A Society.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (59) - Infant Mortality And Life Expectancy... - QuotesInfant Mortality And Life Expectancy Are Reasonable Indicators Of General Well-being In A Society.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (59) - Infant Mortality And Life Expectancy... - Quotes

Freedom Is Not Empowerment. Empowerment Is What The Serbs Have In Bosnia. Anybody Can Grab A Gun And Be Empowered.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (60) - Freedom Is Not Empowerment. Empowerm... - QuotesFreedom Is Not Empowerment. Empowerment Is What The Serbs Have In Bosnia. Anybody Can Grab A Gun And Be Empowered.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (60) - Freedom Is Not Empowerment. Empowerm... - Quotes

The Problem, When Comparing Contemporary Television To Television In 1974, Is That Tv Has Become Not Just Bad But Sad.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (61) - The Problem, When Comparing Contempo... - QuotesThe Problem, When Comparing Contemporary Television To Television In 1974, Is That Tv Has Become Not Just Bad But Sad.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (61) - The Problem, When Comparing Contempo... - Quotes

Never Wear Anything That Panics The Cat.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (66) - Never Wear Anything That Panics The ... - QuotesNever Wear Anything That Panics The Cat.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (66) - Never Wear Anything That Panics The ... - Quotes

It Could Be That All Awful Dictators Are Frustrated Artists - Mao With His Poetry And Mussolini With His Monuments. Stalin Was Once A Journalistic Hack, And I Can Personally Testify To How Frustrated They Are. Pol Pot Left A Very Edgy Photo Collection Behind. And Osama Seems Quite Interested In Video.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (64) - It Could Be That All Awful Dictators... - QuotesIt Could Be That All Awful Dictators Are Frustrated Artists - Mao With His Poetry And Mussolini With His Monuments. Stalin Was Once A Journalistic Hack, And I Can Personally Testify To How Frustrated They Are. Pol Pot Left A Very Edgy Photo Collection Behind. And Osama Seems Quite Interested In Video.

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Think What Evil Creeps Liberals Would Be If Their Plans To Enfeeble The Individual, Exhaust The Economy, Impede The Rule Of Law, And Cripple National Defense Were Guided By A Coherent Ideology Instead Of Smug Ignorance.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (62) - Think What Evil Creeps Liberals Woul... - QuotesThink What Evil Creeps Liberals Would Be If Their Plans To Enfeeble The Individual, Exhaust The Economy, Impede The Rule Of Law, And Cripple National Defense Were Guided By A Coherent Ideology Instead Of Smug Ignorance.

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Global Warming Is A Fact. Now It's Up To Liberals To Make It A Reality. Hence There Is Crucial Importance In Preventing Powerful, Greedy Free Market Forces From Getting In The Way Of Worsening Storms And Rising Sea Levels. The Kyoto Accord Is A Good First Step.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (63) - Global Warming Is A Fact. Now It's U... - QuotesGlobal Warming Is A Fact. Now It's Up To Liberals To Make It A Reality. Hence There Is Crucial Importance In Preventing Powerful, Greedy Free Market Forces From Getting In The Way Of Worsening Storms And Rising Sea Levels. The Kyoto Accord Is A Good First Step.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (63) - Global Warming Is A Fact. Now It's U... - Quotes

Bill Clinton Is Not A Hypocrite. If A Man Believes That It Is Just And Moral To Redistribute Wealth, There Is Nothing Hypocritical In His Attempts To Redistribute Some Of That Wealth To Himself.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (65) - Bill Clinton Is Not A Hypocrite. If ... - QuotesBill Clinton Is Not A Hypocrite. If A Man Believes That It Is Just And Moral To Redistribute Wealth, There Is Nothing Hypocritical In His Attempts To Redistribute Some Of That Wealth To Himself.

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Never Fight An Inanimate Object.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (67) - Never Fight An Inanimate Object.... - QuotesNever Fight An Inanimate Object.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (67) - Never Fight An Inanimate Object.... - Quotes

The Inherent Purpose Of American Government Is Let People Seek Their Own Goals And To Encourage Them To Be Responsible On The Various Adventures They Have On Their Way To Those Goals, Good, Bad, And Otherwise.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (69) - The Inherent Purpose Of American Gov... - QuotesThe Inherent Purpose Of American Government Is Let People Seek Their Own Goals And To Encourage Them To Be Responsible On The Various Adventures They Have On Their Way To Those Goals, Good, Bad, And Otherwise.

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Giving Money And Power To Government Is Like Giving Whiskey And Car Keys To Teenage Boys.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (7) - Giving Money And Power To Government ... - QuotesGiving Money And Power To Government Is Like Giving Whiskey And Car Keys To Teenage Boys.

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The Great Thing About Being A Print Journalist Is That You Are Permitted To Duck. Cameramen Get Killed While The Writers Are Flat On The Floor. A War Correspondent For The Bbc Dedicated His Memoir To 50 Fallen Colleagues, And I Guarantee You They Were All Taking Pictures. I Am Only Alive Because I Am Such A Chicken.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (68) - The Great Thing About Being A Print ... - QuotesThe Great Thing About Being A Print Journalist Is That You Are Permitted To Duck. Cameramen Get Killed While The Writers Are Flat On The Floor. A War Correspondent For The Bbc Dedicated His Memoir To 50 Fallen Colleagues, And I Guarantee You They Were All Taking Pictures. I Am Only Alive Because I Am Such A Chicken.

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I Live In New Hampshire. We're In Favor Of Global Warming. Eleven Hundred More Feet Of Sea-level Rises? I've Got Beachfront Property. You Tell Us Up There, 'By The End Of The Century, New York City Could Be Underwater,' And We Say, 'Your Point Is?'

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (70) - I Live In New Hampshire. We're In Fa... - QuotesI Live In New Hampshire. We're In Favor Of Global Warming. Eleven Hundred More Feet Of Sea-level Rises? I've Got Beachfront Property. You Tell Us Up There, 'By The End Of The Century, New York City Could Be Underwater,' And We Say, 'Your Point Is?'

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes (70) - I Live In New Hampshire. We're In Fa... - Quotes